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October, 2007 Humor
Dancing husband (and angry critic)
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Different Perspectives
A little boy went up to his mother and asked: "Mom, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The mother replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your father, 'cause I still have mine."
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A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street."
"What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you".
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom," he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.