June, 2008 Humor

Bill Maher whines about women...and mutual fantasies

"Yours bore us, ours offend you."



Shifts in perception

Three women friends: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes .

After a few days they met again.....

stilettosThe engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stiletto heels and a mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes it was great! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, stilleto heels and mask over my eyes.

My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'