November, 2009 Humor

"Well, the children are grown up, married, divorced, and remarried. I guess our job is done."

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A notable gynecologist once said:

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management
system is so fucking temperamental."

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