TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
- Cats' facial expressions.
- The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
- Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
- Fat clothes.
- Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
- The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
- Cutting your hair to make it grow.
- Eyelash curlers.
- The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
- AND, the Number One thing only women understand: OTHER WOMEN
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