
This Danier Leather video is older, but very funny.
Man: I’ll be frank with you. You’re not the first girl I’ve ever kissed.
Woman: And I’ll be frank with you. You have a lot to learn.
Man: I wonder why women pay more attention to beauty than they do to brains.:
Woman: Because no matter how stupid a man is, he is seldom blind.

Man: You look like a nice, sensible girl. Let’s get married.
Woman: No, I’m just as nice and sensible as I look.
Young woman: I’m so miserable. My sweetheart has been out all evening and I haven’t the faintest idea where.
Experienced friend: Don’t worry. You’d probably be twice as miserable if you knew.
First friend: Seems like common sense would prevent many divorces.
Second friend: And just as many marriages.