October, 2005 Humor

Massage video

Peace Between the Sheets advises massage before lovemaking. Watch a video clip on massage technique.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, and usually headed right for your hips.
2. Men are like ...Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Laxatives... They irritate the cr*p out of you.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.