Karezza: Coming is really going.
Karezza: Embrace your romantic future.
Karezza: For a sex lifetime, not a sex moment
Karezza: Love her forever
Karezza: Marry your mistress
Karezza: I am married to my mistress.
Karezza: Better than hotel sex
Karezza: When you cum, you are really shooting yourself in the foot.
Karezza: Cumming is for babies. (hee hee...get it?)
Karezza: Real men don't cum.
Karezza: My Oxytocin levels are higher than yours!
Glad you liked "Cumming is for babies". I'd be so proud to have contributed in some way to Marnia and Gary's efforts. If this could be the slogan.....I'd be a happy man.
I personally like the double entendre to the "babies" part....... cumming is to procreate, but not for sexual pleasure........ babies, of course being those afraid to attempt a new and better way.
Forgo the Big O: Karezza!
Karezza: Cumming is for babies (Love it!)
Karezza: Kumming is for Kids (a little aliteration)
Karezza: Infinite Piece (lawdy, don't tell my mama)
Cool, Caring, Caress: Karezza
I've said it before: I wanna see the T Shirts, Coffee Mugs, Bumper Stickers
fun. They're great, and one of these days, after we get the new site rolling, maybe I really could order some mugs or something. It could be our little inside joke.
I would love to see slogans that address timely issues (current affairs), though I don't have a succinct example yet. Here's the idea. " A solution for the economic crisis: Karezza, more giving, less greed"
I already hear the groans but you can come up with something better. How does karezza apply to climate change (don't heat up with the climate?), to war (Endless wars: if only our leaders were practicing karezza?)
"Better than sex: Karezza" could go on either side of a t shirt or mug.
"Adopt the pace of nature; her secret is patience."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
You're right but sex might be the biggest business and control tool of all because it is foundational to humans and therefore society as we know it. The masses won't be pushed on board because I don't see how it could possibly be good for the powerful. I'm fairly skeptical of even a slow slide. Think about the various Eastern medicine practices that are rejected here despite plenty proof of efficacy. Asking people who are unwilling and in a fog to change at this level seems almost impossible. Karezza isn't new. If it was sellable to the masses in our current culture, I think that would have happened already.
will put the subject of how to manage sexual energy better in the public eye in a way it never has been before. And, the Internet can spread a meme like wildfire under the right circumstances.
That said, I have no reason to think you're wrong.
If the internet is free. I think that is the biggest story behind WikiLeaks. Thank goodness for the Swiss sometimes. It is going to be a showdown and I think the little guy just might win for now.
I can see it now. A tax paid for doctor spends half an hour on how to manage your stress, weight, sex life...more likely a government clerk hands out free cure-all drugs with some bonus condoms and sends the person home dazed to buy some more junk and junk food on the way to pay for the doctor they just used. Sure, they could take the long-term view, but why should they. Realism is part of being balanced. I'm optimistic, but I just don't see it happening in the foreseeable future. Perhaps if we could get most of Congress on board, but how to do that.
"Porn epidemic" has about 17K hits in Google. That isn't enough to count as an epidemic, especially when you remove the religious angle which many people reject. For comparison, "AIDS epidemic" has almost 1.5 million and the word epidemic alone about 22 million. Karezza has about 230,000 versus sex having about 605 million and porn about 184 million hits. WikiLeaks has about 400 million. It's going to take some snazzy search engine manipulation to get this close to the mainstream radar and even then they are likely to reject it.
you folks to chat with about this sometimes seems a miracle, and I know Darryl and others can relate to that. So I'm open...to whatever happens or doesn't.
Karezza-it looks good on you.
Karezza-cures cancer, feeds the hungry, frees the slaves, saves the rain forest, lowers taxes, fights obesity, and un-clubs baby seals.
Karezza-GET SOME!!!
Karezza-like a virgin-hey!-touched for the very first time.
Karezza-OR ELSE.
Karezza-sex for smart people
Karezza- orgasm= BOREgasm
Karezza-the longer you wait, the better it gets
Karezza-love at every sight
Karezza-google that shit
Karezza-the freshmaker
Karezza- free, all natural penis enlargement. Guaranteed.
I put up a new profile photo on Facebook the other day and one of my friends just commented to me, "You look like you are getting younger--tell me your secret!"~~
I soooo badly want to say "Karezza--google that shit"!!! But I know my mom *would* google it, lol! (gotta love being friends with your mom on Facebook!!)
*sigh* My mom would probably looooove karezza if she had a partner...but me telling her about it? Wish I could, but it's a mother/daughter thang for me...just not gonna go there with her!!
karezza-i've got a heart on
karezza-learning to use "the force"
karezza-its like a combination of 'care' and 'pizza', and aren't those both nice?
karezza-fuck sex, make love.
huzzah for karezza!
karezza-apply liberally to any part of the body
karezza perfects connected reflection, electing new notions of true satisfaction
karezza- evolve love
sex at noon taxes- karezza relaxes.
You forgot some long duration mouthful said at warp speed about perhaps falling in love and having to move and get a house or whatever other direction you want to take that in. How adding that your local divorce attorney might starve to death.
Here's another: "9 out of 10 doctors recommend...Karezza"
This statement is actually true. Counting PhDs, Marnia certainly knows 9 doctors who recommend karezza and the rest of us know at least 1 who doesn't (yet).
"Adopt the pace of nature; her secret is patience."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
I designed a t shirt for Golden Eagle at cafepress.com for his birthday with this slogan on the front with a couple of interlaced hearts. On the back, of course, the word "Karezza," with more hearts. He laughed and also wore it to show our daughter! No other public appearances yet!
"Adopt the pace of nature; her secret is patience."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Karezza is a 7 letter word and most states now have 7+ letter custom license plates. Get em while they're hot. It is not available in NY. It is either taken or "in the discretion of the commissioner, obscene, lewd, lascivious, derogatory to a particular ethnic or other group, or patently offensive."
The tagline for my blog is "endless sex," and anyone is welcome to use it.
This was from my brainstorm:
Gibbon it up (gibbons are the socially monogamous primates)
The ultimate sex hack
Modular sex
Coitus modificatus
I believe in sex after marriage
Stop! The love you save may be your own
Hey, you've got to hide your love away
Not OK, Cupid (hahaha, like you're complaining to Cupid about his stupid poisoned arrows)
Comments
my ideas
just a few. some humorous, some serious:
Karezza: Coming is really going.
Karezza: Embrace your romantic future.
Karezza: For a sex lifetime, not a sex moment
Karezza: Love her forever
Karezza: Marry your mistress
Karezza: I am married to my mistress.
Karezza: Better than hotel sex
Karezza: When you cum, you are really shooting yourself in the foot.
Karezza: Cumming is for babies. (hee hee...get it?)
Karezza: Real men don't cum.
Karezza: My Oxytocin levels are higher than yours!
I like "Cumming is for babies"
David
SEX: some like it crazy;
SE
some like it crazy; some like it karezza-
who sayza sex isn't Karezza ?
I could have karezza-ed all night.
I could have karezza-ed all night.
These are great
I'll pop 'em into the wiki at some point.
Karezza
Karezza, the everlasting gobstopper of Love. -- Willie Wonka
Karezza - puts your vibrator out of a job!
Karezza - makes your vibrator obsolete.
Karezza - Viagra for real lovers.
Okay
These are hilarious~~I do believe "Cumming is for Babies" is my favorite so far!
rediscovered
Or maybe
"Karezza: Better than Hotel Sex"
LOL!!
rediscovered
I am flattered Rediscovered
Glad you liked "Cumming is for babies". I'd be so proud to have contributed in some way to Marnia and Gary's efforts. If this could be the slogan.....I'd be a happy man.
I personally like the double entendre to the "babies" part....... cumming is to procreate, but not for sexual pleasure........ babies, of course being those afraid to attempt a new and better way.
Thanks Rediscovered.
Smilin'
Forgo the Big O: Karezza!
Karezza: Cumming is for babies (Love it!)
Karezza: Kumming is for Kids (a little aliteration)
Karezza: Infinite Piece (lawdy, don't tell my mama)
Cool, Caring, Caress: Karezza
I've said it before: I wanna see the T Shirts, Coffee Mugs, Bumper Stickers
Yes sir!
I can't find the old thread.
Gawd
I hope you didn't look too hard
keep it simple
Sex is Good, Karezza is Better
Sex is good. Karezza's better!
Just say no
Just say no to porn. Say yes to karezza.
Just say no to viagra. Say yes to karezza.
Karezza's not for
Karezza's not for kids
Tricks are for kids. Karezza's forever
This is really
fun. They're great, and one of these days, after we get the new site rolling, maybe I really could order some mugs or something. It could be our little inside joke.
Cafe Press does one-offs for anyone that wants one.
It's easy to open up a http://www.cafepress.com/ shop, and make anything you want!
http://www.cafepress.com/+license_plate_frames
I want a license plate frame that says:
Honk if you ♥ Karezza!
Quizure
Folks will honk and ask
Folks will honk and ask "huh?" I suppose that is just as good.
Some silly cop in a Podunk town might even ticket you for violation of a local stone-age ordinance.
Perhaps
Just maybe they'll Google karezza
Karezza and current affairs
No pun intended.
I would love to see slogans that address timely issues (current affairs), though I don't have a succinct example yet. Here's the idea. " A solution for the economic crisis: Karezza, more giving, less greed"
I already hear the groans but you can come up with something better. How does karezza apply to climate change (don't heat up with the climate?), to war (Endless wars: if only our leaders were practicing karezza?)
"Better than sex: Karezza" could go on either side of a t shirt or mug.
"Adopt the pace of nature; her secret is patience."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
You're right but sex might
You're right but sex might be the biggest business and control tool of all because it is foundational to humans and therefore society as we know it. The masses won't be pushed on board because I don't see how it could possibly be good for the powerful. I'm fairly skeptical of even a slow slide. Think about the various Eastern medicine practices that are rejected here despite plenty proof of efficacy. Asking people who are unwilling and in a fog to change at this level seems almost impossible. Karezza isn't new. If it was sellable to the masses in our current culture, I think that would have happened already.
Maybe the porn epidemic
will put the subject of how to manage sexual energy better in the public eye in a way it never has been before. And, the Internet can spread a meme like wildfire under the right circumstances.
That said, I have no reason to think you're wrong.
If the internet is free. I
If the internet is free. I think that is the biggest story behind WikiLeaks. Thank goodness for the Swiss sometimes. It is going to be a showdown and I think the little guy just might win for now.
I can see it now. A tax paid for doctor spends half an hour on how to manage your stress, weight, sex life...more likely a government clerk hands out free cure-all drugs with some bonus condoms and sends the person home dazed to buy some more junk and junk food on the way to pay for the doctor they just used. Sure, they could take the long-term view, but why should they. Realism is part of being balanced. I'm optimistic, but I just don't see it happening in the foreseeable future. Perhaps if we could get most of Congress on board, but how to do that.
"Porn epidemic" has about 17K hits in Google. That isn't enough to count as an epidemic, especially when you remove the religious angle which many people reject. For comparison, "AIDS epidemic" has almost 1.5 million and the word epidemic alone about 22 million. Karezza has about 230,000 versus sex having about 605 million and porn about 184 million hits. WikiLeaks has about 400 million. It's going to take some snazzy search engine manipulation to get this close to the mainstream radar and even then they are likely to reject it.
Well even having
you folks to chat with about this sometimes seems a miracle, and I know Darryl and others can relate to that. So I'm open...to whatever happens or doesn't.
World Piece: Karezza
World Piece: Karezza
Karezza-it looks good on
Karezza-it looks good on you.
Karezza-cures cancer, feeds the hungry, frees the slaves, saves the rain forest, lowers taxes, fights obesity, and un-clubs baby seals.
Karezza-GET SOME!!!
Karezza-like a virgin-hey!-touched for the very first time.
Karezza-OR ELSE.
Karezza-sex for smart people
Karezza- orgasm= BOREgasm
Karezza-the longer you wait, the better it gets
Karezza-love at every sight
Karezza-google that shit
Karezza-the freshmaker
Karezza- free, all natural penis enlargement. Guaranteed.
LOL
My chest hurts
All Night Long? Don't think So. Karezza
Lol~
I put up a new profile photo on Facebook the other day and one of my friends just commented to me, "You look like you are getting younger--tell me your secret!"~~
I soooo badly want to say "Karezza--google that shit"!!! But I know my mom *would* google it, lol! (gotta love being friends with your mom on Facebook!!)
rediscovered
Why not?
Maybe your mom would like it -- have her talk to Christine.
Christine Garver-Apgar?
Christine Garver-Apgar?
Christine?
Who might that be?
*sigh* My mom would probably looooove karezza if she had a partner...but me telling her about it? Wish I could, but it's a mother/daughter thang for me...just not gonna go there with her!!
rediscovered
Christine is my lady. I
Christine is my lady. I tried to talk to one of my thirty-something daughters about karezza once. "Let's not go there," said she.
karezza-i've got a heart
karezza-i've got a heart on
karezza-learning to use "the force"
karezza-its like a combination of 'care' and 'pizza', and aren't those both nice?
karezza-fuck sex, make love.
huzzah for
huzzah for karezza!
karezza-apply liberally to any part of the body
karezza perfects connected reflection, electing new notions of true satisfaction
karezza- evolve love
sex at noon taxes- karezza relaxes.
mas
Let's a Karezza
Karezza Lovelution
More Krazy Karezza Slogans
Karezza today keeps the heartache away.
Karezza, the embrace that delights the heart.
Sweep her off her feet with Karezza.
Karezza, it'll make them wonder what your secret is.
Karezza, the perfect embrace.
Karezza, it's magically delicious!
Nothin' says lovin' like Karezza.
How do you spell bliss? Karezza.
Gentlemen prefer Karezza.
She'll go Krazy for Karezza.
Quizure
These are just
amazing. Wish I weren't so busy with porn on the brain over at www.yourbrainonporn.com *pant, pant*
It's great to know about the ability to get "one offs" of any desired slogan. Thanks Quiz.
How about the faux pharmaceutical commercial...
I have an enormous penis because I tried Karezza!
SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE:
Higher energy, improved health, an enormous penis, decreased face swelling, constant state of bliss.
Face swelling? Did I miss
Face swelling? Did I miss something somewhere?
You forgot some long duration mouthful said at warp speed about perhaps falling in love and having to move and get a house or whatever other direction you want to take that in. How adding that your local divorce attorney might starve to death.
Lol~
I can just hear that...ha!
rediscovered
This makes me laugh
Okay, I'm stealing this from another member (musashi) from another thread (sorry, musashi!)
Karezza: Liberate Your Erection!!
LOL!!
rediscovered
New Karezza slogan
Loved Quizure's offering on 12/9. Lovely tone.
Here's another: "9 out of 10 doctors recommend...Karezza"
This statement is actually true. Counting PhDs, Marnia certainly knows 9 doctors who recommend karezza and the rest of us know at least 1 who doesn't (yet).
"Adopt the pace of nature; her secret is patience."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Advertising Slogan Generator
UK Slogan Generator <-- Click here!
I take no credit for these, as they all came from the generator:
"Don't be Vague, Ask for Karezza"
"Don't forget the Karezza, Mum!"
Make it a Karezza Night
Get Karezza, or Get Out
Shhhh, You know, Karezza.
There's first love, and there's Karezza Love.
Karezza prevents that sinking feeling.
Prepare to want Karezza.
Fall into the Karezza.
I wish they all could be Karezza Girls.
Do you, uh, Karezza?
Get the Karezza Habit.
Savor the Flavor of Karezza
Because I'm worth Karezza.
With a name like Karezza, it has to be good.
Let the Karezza Begin.
When the going gets tough, the tough get Karezza
Welcome to Karezza Country!
All Karezza, All the Time.
Absolut Karezza
Happiness is Karezza-Shaped
I wish I was a Karezza Wiener!
Get Serious. Get Karezza.
The Karezza goes straight to your head.
Mamma Mia, That's a spicy Karezza!
The Future's Bright. The Future's Karezza.
Karezza keeps Going and Going.
Nothing comes between me and my Karezza.
Get back your 'Oooo' with Karezza.
Turn loose the Karezza.
Tonight, let it be Karezza.
All you add is Karezza.
Maybe She's born with it, Maybe it's Karezza.
Bridge that Gap with Karezza
Quizure
ROFL
Where do you find these things???
More Slogans
How about some focusing on "the force" or magic or magnetism? Such as,
May the force be with you. (other side) Karezza
Or simply, May Karezza be with you.
Inspiring people to wonder, who is she?
Okay, maybe a small k, May karezza be with you.
Karezza goes straight to the heart.
Karezza increases your charisma.
Karezza, good for your charisma.
From the slogan generator, per Quizure:
Karezza. It looks good on you.
Too good to hurry. Karezza.
"Adopt the pace of nature; her secret is patience."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Slogan...
Karezza -- I liked it so much, I bought the company!
:)
Brenmal
Too good to hurry
I designed a t shirt for Golden Eagle at cafepress.com for his birthday with this slogan on the front with a couple of interlaced hearts. On the back, of course, the word "Karezza," with more hearts. He laughed and also wore it to show our daughter! No other public appearances yet!
"Adopt the pace of nature; her secret is patience."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Love it!
Maybe some day we'll be proud of our approach to intimacy.
Karezza is a 7 letter word
Karezza is a 7 letter word and most states now have 7+ letter custom license plates. Get em while they're hot. It is not available in NY. It is either taken or "in the discretion of the commissioner, obscene, lewd, lascivious, derogatory to a particular ethnic or other group, or patently offensive."
Gary would probably
prefer that to the "2 VOLES" plate I got him some years ago.
Endless Sex
The tagline for my blog is "endless sex," and anyone is welcome to use it.
This was from my brainstorm:
Gibbon it up (gibbons are the socially monogamous primates)
The ultimate sex hack
Modular sex
Coitus modificatus
I believe in sex after marriage
Stop! The love you save may be your own
Hey, you've got to hide your love away
Not OK, Cupid (hahaha, like you're complaining to Cupid about his stupid poisoned arrows)
imnotcoming.wordpress.com
imnotcoming.tumblr.com [contains sensual imagery]
Ha ha!
love 'em.
I think the bits on this page should definitely be featured prominently on the new site. Thanks for reminding me.
You're quite the little digger, Miss I'mnot. It's fun seeing what you turn up.
You can use your random text
You can use your random text generator.