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Do you know why they call it 'PMS'?

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Fri, 2008-09-12 07:48 — CuriousFellow

Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken.

-- Author unknown, presumed deceased

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Fri, 2008-09-12 16:31 — Marnia
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*chuckle*

Personally, I would save "Mad Cow Disease" for my post-orgasmic performances. Eye-wink I think both will turn out to be related to fluctuations in prolactin, which means they can probably amplify one another. Scary....

Sun, 2008-11-02 20:46 — Asher
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Why they call being stuck on something 'being in a rut'

While we are on bovine matters, I watched a doc on Wildebeests last night. When the males are 'in rut' they don't eat or sleep properly...all of their energy is focussed on 1.chasing away any male older than one year in age (could inseminate a female), 2.fighting off challengers for his growing herd of females, 3.charging through other herds in order to disrupt them, and in the disruption trying to abduct some of the females to add to his own collection...etc...Now I can see why I 'got into a rut' with porn...not eating or sleeping properly, just allowing my wildebeest-brain free rein to 'aquire' as many females as possible so we could 'pass on' my genes (they didn't go far, I can tell you...after all I'm renting, mustn't wreck the carpet).This proves that PB is incapable of rational thought. (Also why withdrawal hurts so much- he digs his horns into my butt from time to time- ouch.)

Sun, 2008-11-02 21:10 — Marnia
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Great example

of an eager primitive brain just doing its job. Thanks!

Mon, 2008-11-03 06:52 — Asher
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MmooOOOoo!

I mean, you're welcome.

Mon, 2008-11-03 17:15 — Marnia
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*giggle*

I swear I could actually HEAR that!