TWO HANDS

THE FUNERAL

As you explore the bonding behaviors, have you figured out any refinements you want to share? Do you have suggestions for others? Questions? Share them below.

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

MMMM...

The Oxytocin Sleep Cure

HOT SEX

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.

I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

COMMASUTRA

Humor items for 2010

"Is it just me or can you sense some serious sexual energy between us?"

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Elderly Sex

One night an 87 year old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 year old husband in bed with another woman.

She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.

"Well, the children are grown up, married, divorced, and remarried. I guess our job is done."

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A notable gynecologist once said:

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management

"Of course you don't look fat!"

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Are Women Born this way?

Why Italian men pass their handguns down through the family

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to takea my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

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