As you can see, the update has begun. More changes to come, included aesthetic ones, we hope. Let us know about any glitches you see. Many requested changes will also be appearing during the coming days.
I was working out in the gym when I spotted a gorgeous young lady. I asked the trainer who was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?" The trainer looked me up and down...and said, "Try the ATM in the lobby."
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
404 - You really can't trust this wretched technology, can you?
Humor items for 2012