I was working out in the gym when I spotted a gorgeous young lady. I asked the trainer who was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?" The trainer looked me up and down...and said, "Try the ATM in the lobby."
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
404 - You really can't trust this wretched technology, can you?
Humor items for 2012
