Humor - Summaries

Breasts

Girl, I work out!

I was working out in the gym when I spotted a gorgeous young lady. I asked the trainer who was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?" The trainer looked me up and down...and said, "Try the ATM in the lobby."

Men's Liberation

Wild Sex

Humor items for 2012

Dopamine

Calories well spent

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Man Porn

Fantasy

G-Male: Google has created the perfect boyfriend

Someone Wants A Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Husband / Partner of the year.

The honorable mention goes to:

The United Kingdom

followed closely by:

The United States of America

and

Poland

Third Place

Greece

ENGRISH

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

1. Cats' facial expressions.
2. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
3. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
4. Fat clothes.
5. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
6. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
7. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
8. Eyelash curlers.
9. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
10. AND, the Number One thing only women understand: OTHER WOMEN