MORNING SEX

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the tee-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all ... right there on the kitchen table.

Freedom

If you have something, set it free
If it comes back it will always be yours
If it doesn't, it was never yours to begin with
But if it just sits in your living room
Messes up your stuff, eats your food
Uses your telephone, takes your money
And doesn't appear to realize that you set it free...
You either married it or gave birth to it

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Male and Female Brains explained

Eye Chart for Older Gents

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Walter on Marriage

Click on image to watch video.

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"Next Life" by Woody Allen

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

Bill Maher whines about women...and mutual fantasies

"Yours bore us, ours offend you."

WHY SOME MEN WEAR EARRINGS, THE REAL STORY

New enlightenment! Never say you will NEVER wear an earring!!

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. The guy knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative, macho fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense.

He walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

The Perfect Mattress

Cuddle Mattress comic

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Son: Daddy, Daddy! I want to be shot into space!

Father: If I had been a bit quicker, Son, you would have been!

When Is It Time for Your Own Car?

Fiat car video

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The Wishing Well

Click on the well to watch a video of one person who got what he wanted by wishing.

Women's Instructional Video

View video

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Bedroom Strategy