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First, a note to the reader. The following subject is not nessesarily concerning recovery, although it may very well be nothing more than a strange bend in the road. With that said I would like to extend a inventation to any member to comment on whether, or not this is the right subject for this forum. I also encourage all types of responses; negative, and positive since this might rouse strong opinons.
Here we go:

A NEW FRONTIER

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Waves splashed gently against Josef’s face bidding him to awaken. His eyes blinked open to find himself partly submerged in the shallow end of an ocean of that pink ooze. This time, however, it was less ooze, and more like fruit punch.

Day 14-One last step.

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Day 14-One last step.

The Sexual Impulse Alert Color for today is: Red, no blue, wait yellow-defiantly yellow.

Josef stood before the threshold. One more step, and he would be out of the long tunnel, and into what was not just a cavern, but a museum of caverns. Only a few feet away was the end of the path, and beyond that water falls of pink ooze burst through cisterns coming out of the walls. The heat was unbearable, and Josef stood wondering if he could take another step. Finally, he did.

Day 13-Root of all Evil.

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The Sexual Impulse Alert color for today is: Orange.

The caverns were shrinking, and the tunnels were receding into narrow path ways. The temperature had begun to rise as well. The air was now humid as steam seeped from small holes in the stone wall.
“Two more days,” Josef whispered between heavy breaths. “I just have to keep putting one foot in front of the other.”
“Josef,” came a voice who sang more than spoke our hero’s name. Through the steam Josef could see a silhouette approaching with a long tail that it swung back, and forth casually.

Day 12-Echos From The Future.

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The Sexual Impulse Alert color for today is: Blue.

Josef stepped out of a tunnel, and into an opening where he saw a river of boiling pink goo. The rest of the cavern was a wide open area, and on the other side of the river was a log cabin.
“What’s that suppose to be, a lodge filled with sexy ski bunnies?”
Josef bent down by the bank to inspect the river. Steam billowed up, and bubbles pop continuously as the sludge moved along.
“Well, this can’t be the end, but I don’t see how I’m going to get across.”

Day 10-Mirror, Mirrors.

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The Sexual Impulse Alert color for today is: Blue.

All had turned black. Our hero could not see even to turn back. Before him sparked a flash of brilliant light that was just as quickly gone. What was left was a mirror as tall as he was shining into the darkness. Josef approached to inspect.
“This again, not very original, but it is a bit dirty.”
Josef leaned in to scratch out a speck when the arms of his reflection grabbed him by the neck.
“What’s it all going to mean?” the reflection said with Ernest.

Day 9-Puppy Love

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The Sexual Impulse Alert color for today is: Orange. (Orange you glad I came up with that, eh, eh? Your right, I apologize.)

(For those wouldn’t get it I should let you know that there is an inside joke to this one. The first time I ever wrote anything on this site I described my addition an annoying puppy that keeps following me around. And, by the way special thanks goes to carade for the title of this one.)

Day 8-The Family Reunion.

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The Sexual Impulse Alert color for today is: Yellow.

In a flash it was as if the shadows had come to life reaching out to consume Josef. A net made of fowl smelling rope swallowed him, and its weight brought him to his knees. From behind nooks, and crannies small figures appeared moving like Jawas after a new piece of scrap. Josef’s mind raced with the possibilities.

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