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Husband: “Kindly instruct me as to how many times a man may have copulation with his wife.”

Socrates: “Only once in his life.”

Husband: “But if that fails to satisfy him?”

Socrates: “Then he can have copulation once a year.”

Husband: “But if that too doesn’t satisfy him?”

Socrates: “Then let it be once a month.”

Husband: “And if he is still not satisfied?”

Socrates: “Then let it be twice a month, but this will cause an early death.”

Husband: “What should he do if he is not satisfied with that either?”

Socrates: “Well then, do it this way. Dig a grave, purchase a coffin and a shroud for yourself beforehand, then you may spoil yourself as many times as you wish. This is my final advice to you.”

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Sounds like Socrates wasn't up to speed on karezza.

 

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