Here is an interesting thought that I read somewhere. Alas, I can't recall the source.
If we accept that our behavior with our wives or sweethearts deteriorates immediately after an orgasm and that this "hangover" lasts at least a week, let's examine how many orgasms we might be advised to have in a year's time.
Suppose the hangover is like taking a week's vacation away from your wife or sweetheart. After all, she is not getting your best during this hangover period.
How many weeks of vacation would your employer allow? How many weeks of quality time away from your wife or spouse should she be happy with? Most of us get only two or three weeks of vacation. Should our ladies get any different treatment?
With a one week hangover, for example:
4 orgasms per year is like 4 weeks of vacaction. Very generous of her!
2 orgasms per year is like 2 weeks of vacation. This is what most of us consider normal.
1 orgasm per month is like 12 weeks of vacation!!!! Hardly fair to her at all!
1 orgasm per week is like NEVER giving your spouse your best time. What a terrible thing!
Suppose your hangover lasts two weeks.....
2 orgasms per year is like 4 weeks of vacation!
1 orgasm per month is like 2 MONTHS of vacation!
1 orgasm per year is like the normal amount of vacation....two weeks.
Now, suppose you are like me where the hangover is very severe and you feel the effects for almost a month....
1 orgasm per year is like a month of vacation away from your spouse.
Given these assumptions, how many orgasms do you think our ladies should allow us?