September, 2006 Humor

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'Agony Aunt' Letters from Zimbabwe

Even Auntie Rhoda didn't know how to advise these sufferers....

  • Dear Auntie Rhoda,
    I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
  • Dear Auntie Rhoda,
    I was married to Murwere for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
  • Dear Auntie Rhoda,
    I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
  • Dear Auntie Rhoda,
    A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
  • Dear Auntie Rhoda,
    What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?
  • Dear Auntie Rhoda,
    I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
  • Dear Auntie Rhoda,
    Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.
  • Dear Auntie Rhoda,
    My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.
  • Dear Auntie Rhoda,
    You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.