April, 2009 Humor

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Deeply profound thoughts by men

men drinking while fishingTwo men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'

Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.'

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Longevity

A gerontology researcher was visiting the tiny nation of Andorra to investigate the reasons for the unusual longevity of its population. As he was walking down the street one day, he met an old man and asked him what he did to reach such an old age.

"Every day, I have a glass of wine in the morning, another glass of wine in the afternoon, and another glass at night."

"And how old are you?"

"Eighty-two."

women by poolA short time later, the researcher met an even older specimen and asked the same questions.

"Every day, I have a cigarette in the morning, another in the afternoon, and another at night."

"And how old are you?"

"Ninety."

A little while later, the researcher met an even older-looking man and asked the same questions.

"Every day, I have a woman in the morning, another woman in the afternoon, and another woman at night."

"And how old are you?"

"Next month I'll be thirty-five."