August, 2009 Humor

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Gorillas that Need to Learn Karezza

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The Smell of Leather

woman in leather dress

When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
...And his throat gets dry,
He goes weak in the knees,
...And he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?

It's because she smells like a new truck!