July, 2009 Humor

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The Perfect Husband



A man and a woman sleeping like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'

So the frightened man jumped out of the bed and leaped from the window naked. Smashing himself on the ground, arguing heartshe ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned to the bedroom and screamed, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'