July, 2012 Humor

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Speaking of devices:

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks:  'Is your date running late?'

'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just
testing it.'

The intrigued woman says: 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about

The Aussie explains: 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

The woman giggles and replies: 'Well it must be broken, because I am wearing

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says: 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'