Speaking of devices:
An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks: 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just
The intrigued woman says: 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about
The Aussie explains: 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies: 'Well it must be broken, because I am wearing
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says: 'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'