May, 2015 Humor

Printer-friendly version

happy coupleAfter being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but hey, I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl. 

Now ... I have a million dollar home, a $ 75 ,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman."

So I said to my wife "It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!