June, 2006 Humor

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Health Benefits of Fertilization-Driven Sex

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Quick Thinking

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond had been designed for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer he saw young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all fled to the deep end. One of the women shouted, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

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