October, 2004 Humor

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Why Women Live Longer than Men

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Mark Your Calendars for Next Saturday

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. Lady Godiva So this Saturday at 4 p.m. eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your big grill.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.