Chimps and Sex "Tools"

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When It Comes to Sex, Chimps Need Help, Too

The human ego has never been quite the same since the day in 1960 that Jane
Goodallobserved a chimpanzee feasting on termites near Lake Tanganyika. After carefully
trimming a blade of grass, the chimpanzee poked it into a passage in the termite
mound to extract his meal.

No longer could humans claim to be the only tool-making species.

The deflating news was summarized by Ms. Goodall’s mentor, Louis Leakey:
“Now we must redefine tool, redefine Man, or accept chimpanzees as human.”

So what have we actually done now that we’ve had a half-century to pout? In a
50th anniversary
the journal Science, the primatologist William C. McGrew begins by
hailing the progression of chimpanzee studies from field notes to
“theory-driven, hypothesis-testing ethnology.”

He tactfully waits until the third paragraph — journalists call this
“burying the lead” — to deliver the most devastating blow yet to human
self-esteem. After noting that chimpanzees’ “tool kits” are now known to
include 20 items, Dr. McGrew casually mentions that they’re used for
“various functions in daily life, including subsistence, sociality, sex, and

Sex? Chimpanzees have tools for sex? No way. If ever there was an
intrinsically human behavior, it had to be the manufacture of sex toys.

Considering all that evolution had done to make sex second nature, or maybe
first nature, I would have expected creatures without access to the Internet
to leave well enough alone.

Only Homo sapiens seemed blessed with the idle prefrontal cortex and nimble
prehensile thumbs necessary to invent erotic paraphernalia. Or perhaps Homo
habilis*, *the famous Handy Man of two million years ago, if those ancestors
got bored one day with their jobs in the rock-flaking industry:

*“Flake, flake, flake.”*

* “There’s gotta be more to life.” *

*“Nobody ever died wishing he’d spent more time making sharp rocks.”*

*“What if you could make a tool for... something fun?”*

I couldn’t imagine how chimps managed this evolutionary leap. But then, I
couldn’t imagine what they were actually doing. Using blades of grass to
tickle one another? Building heart-shaped beds of moss? Using stones for
massages, or vines for bondage, or — well, I really had no idea, so I called
Dr. McGrew,
who is a professor at the University of

The tool for sex, he explained, is a leaf. Ideally a dead leaf, because that
makes the most noise when the chimp clips it with his hand or his mouth.

“Males basically have to attract and maintain the attention of females,” Dr.
McGrew said. “One way to do this is leaf clipping. It makes a rasping sound.
Imagine tearing a piece of paper that’s brittle or dry. The sound is nothing
spectacular, but it’s distinctive.”

O.K., a distinctive sound. Where does the sex come in?

“The male will pluck a leaf, or a set of leaves, and sit so the female can
see him. He spreads his legs so the female sees the erection, and he tears
the leaf bit by bit down the midvein of the leaf, dropping the pieces as he
detaches them. Sometimes he’ll do half a dozen leaves until she notices.”

And then?

“Presumably she sees the erection and puts two and two together, and if
she’s interested, she’ll typically approach and present her back side, and
then they’ll mate.”

My first reaction, as a chauvinistic human, was to dismiss the technology as
laughably primitive — too crude to even qualify as a proper sex tool. But
Dr. McGrew said it met anthropologists’ definition of a tool: “He’s using a
portable object to obtain a goal. In this case, the goal is not food but

Put that way, you might see this chimp as the equivalent of a human (wearing
pants, one hopes) trying to attract women by driving around with a car
thumping out 120-decibel music. But until researchers are able to find a
woman who admits to being anything other than annoyed by guys in boom cars,
these human tools must be considered evolutionary dead ends.

By contrast, the leaf-clipping chimps seem more advanced, practically
debonair. But it would be fairer to compare the clipped leaf with the most
popular human sex tool, which we can now identify thanks to the academic
research described last
my colleague Michael Winerip. The researchers found that the vibrator,
considered taboo a few decades ago, had become one of the most common
household appliances in the United States. Slightly more than half of all
women, and almost half of men, reported having used one, and they weren’t
giving each other platonic massages.

Leaf-clipping, meanwhile, has remained a local fetish among chimpanzees. The
sexual strategy has been spotted at a colony in Tanzania but not in most
other groups. There has been nothing comparable to the evolution observed in
distributors of human sex tools: from XXX stores to chains of cutely named
boutiques (Pleasure Chest, Good Vibrations) to mass merchants like CVS and

So let us, as Louis Leakey suggested, salvage some dignity by redefining
humanity. We may not be the only tool-making species, but no one else
possesses our genius for marketing. We reign supreme, indeed unrivaled, as
the planet’s only tool-retailing species.

Now let’s see how long we hold on to that title.

Interesting !!

Even i was lucky enough to see the video where chimpanzees pulled out ants using a stick .That is one of their favorite food i think ... But i am quite surprised to hear that male chimpanzees will try to attract and wait for the female to give attention . Males are supposed to be sexually active group and they approach the females rather than the other way round .Those must be the really shy ones ......


"Put that way, you might see this chimp as the equivalent of a human (wearing
pants, one hopes) trying to attract women by driving around with a car
thumping out 120-decibel music."

Loool, this is so true Marnia....this is a classic. Luv It. i have to say though, I actually don't look when they raise up the volume and drive by slow, because this really tends to function as a pure mating tactic.

haha, I guess Im a chimp

I guess Im a chimp with pants! My car does thump. I bought my friend's car off of him when he had a baby and he had put a wild sound system in it, but I enjoy it. Classical doesnt sound too good on it, but hip hop sounds great. I havent observed any girls getting into my car just for that. Maybe I should try!

If you think about it, humans display status in all kinds of ways. Its okay to work hard, refine your bank account or arts or whatever brand of status youre into and display these qualities. We're beautifully human and just because we share some (most!) traits with the animal kingdom, doesnt mean we dont have other traits that we share with the gods.

Courage is knowing what not to fear.

Here's another "tool" I saw

Here's another "tool" I saw while driving down the highway once. A guy in a bigwheel truck with two tennis balls in a blue bag of cloth hanging from the rear axle. Wasn't too appealing to me, but who knows. In Idaho, that might get a woman thinking . . . .