Porn Virgins

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Submitted by Marnia on

Too much

Forget the terabytes of free porn: all that guy needs to hand out are the World of Warcrack activation codes to keep them virgins well into their 20s.

"Hello new friend, my name is Fred! The words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said, my name is Fred! And I've been... very nauuughtyyy..."