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October, 2008 Humor

MORNING SEX

egg timer

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the tee-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all ... right there on the kitchen table.

September, 2008 Humor

Freedom

lazy guyIf you have something, set it free
If it comes back it will always be yours
If it doesn't, it was never yours to begin with
But if it just sits in your living room
Messes up your stuff, eats your food
Uses your telephone, takes your money
And doesn't appear to realize that you set it free...
You either married it or gave birth to it

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Male and Female Brains explained

Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome

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No Sex signGary and I were interested to discover that there is a very active forum on a popular science site in the UK called "Naked Scientists" about Post Orgasmic Illness Syndrome, known as "POIS." These men (and a few women) suffer debilitating symptoms after orgasm, such as exhaustion, insomnia, flu-like symptoms, brain fog, anxiety, depression, weakness, indigestion and so forth. It tends to last for a few days until around two weeks.

Anwylyd

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Anwylyd

Under a canopy of midnight velvet,Angel Oak
sacred oaks stand sentinel.
The naked earth is our bed.
In the sanctuary of your embrace
lies the home of my heart.
I float in the dark waters of your eyes,
lulled by the drumbeat in your chest,
drunk on your honeyed lips
and the warmth of your skin against mine.
You breathe my breath, I taste your tears,
we two become one.
The stars spiral within us
until they cannot be contained,
then blaze through the sky like a dragon's flame.

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