October, 2004 Humor

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Why Women Live Longer than Men

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Mark Your Calendars for Next Saturday

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. Lady Godiva So this Saturday at 4 p.m. eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

January, 2005 Humor

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Introducing the Inflatable Wife

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Marital Spat

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. animals' hindquarters

As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

April, 2005 Humor

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Wishful Thinking

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Jake's Demise

Jake lay dying while his wife held a candlelight vigil by his side. She
gently held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky, my darling, " he whispered.

"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."

But Jake was insistent. "Becky," he said in his weak and barely audible voice. "I have something that I must confess."

May, 2005 Humor

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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet

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Irish Coffee

An Irish woman of advanced age, visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra? asks the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".

"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."

June, 2005 Humor

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Sex Education of the Past

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The Honest Truth

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her here was no way he could be the father of that child.