February, 2012 Humor



Girl, I work out!

I was working out in the gym when I spotted a gorgeous young lady. I asked the trainer who was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?" The trainer looked me up and down...and said, "Try the ATM in the lobby."

October, 2011 Humor

G-Male: Google has created the perfect boyfriend

Someone Wants A Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

July, 2011 Humor


  1. Cats' facial expressions.
  2. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
  3. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
  4. Fat clothes.
  5. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
  6. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
  7. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
  8. Eyelash curlers.
  9. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
  10. AND, the Number One thing only women understand: OTHER WOMEN

Want to read "Cupid's Poisoned Arrow" in French?

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French flagA friend of the site has translated the preface, chapter one and the first of the "Wisdom" essays into French, in hopes of helping to attract a French publisher to Cupid's Poisoned Arrow. Read the excerpt.

If you have suggestions of a suitable French publisher for Cupid's Poisoned Arrow, please let us know and we will pass the information on to the publisher.