After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but hey, I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Humor - Summaries
Gender Gap Laughs
Why Women Live Longer Than Men
On July 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon. His first words after stepping on the moon, "that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," were televised to earth and heard by millions.
Humor items for 2015
Pathetic holiday joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
For those who like to laugh
THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.