Sex Education of the Past
Click on this title page to flip through an amusing spoof of illustrations from this old volume, courtesy of the "Creamed Peas" web site.
The Honest Truth
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later. The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and told her here was no way he could be the father of that child.