Humor - Summaries

Gender Gap Laughs

April, 2012 Humor

How To Get His Attention (or "Why Women Have 2 Breasts")

Biker Attempts to Rescue Suicider

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

March, 2012 Humor

Photoshop by Adobé

Andy Rooney on Sex

1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory....
I don't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."

February, 2012 Humor



Girl, I work out!

I was working out in the gym when I spotted a gorgeous young lady. I asked the trainer who was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?" The trainer looked me up and down...and said, "Try the ATM in the lobby."

October, 2011 Humor

G-Male: Google has created the perfect boyfriend

Someone Wants A Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.