Motorcyclist Invents Unique Garage Door Opener
Gender Gap Laughs
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory....
I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
I was working out in the gym when I spotted a gorgeous young lady. I asked the trainer who was near-by, "What machine should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?" The trainer looked me up and down...and said, "Try the ATM in the lobby."
Humor items for 2012
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
The honorable mention goes to:
followed closely by: