Humor - Summaries

Gender Gap Laughs

July, 2011 Humor

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

  1. Cats' facial expressions.
  2. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
  3. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
  4. Fat clothes.
  5. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
  6. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
  7. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
  8. Eyelash curlers.
  9. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
  10. AND, the Number One thing only women understand: OTHER WOMEN

May, 2011 Humor

Secret to Marital Harmony

elderly couple

Pair-bonding Blues

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette

January, 2011 Humor

The Dog House

WHAT A REAL WOMAN DOES

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and
never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his

December, 2010 Humor

Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?

Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

How Womens' Brains Work


Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something
That needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts.

New TSA Calendar!

Flight security measures in the USA now take over where previous porn left off.

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