Humor - Summaries

Gender Gap Laughs

April, 2009 Humor

Deeply profound thoughts by men

men drinking while fishingTwo men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'

Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.'

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Longevity

March, 2009 Humor

"You Can Thank Biology" I

cartoon depicting recent research about women's choices in mates

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"You Can Thank Biology" II

In India, the ground horn of a rhino is reputed to be a powerful aphrodisiac. A very rich older Indian gentleman went to his local apothecary to get some of this stuff.

February, 2009 Humor

man shoppingThis is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women -- she loved to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

January, 2009 Humor

taxiOh to be Frank

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

October, 2008 Humor

MORNING SEX

egg timer

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the tee-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all ... right there on the kitchen table.

September, 2008 Humor

Freedom

lazy guyIf you have something, set it free
If it comes back it will always be yours
If it doesn't, it was never yours to begin with
But if it just sits in your living room
Messes up your stuff, eats your food
Uses your telephone, takes your money
And doesn't appear to realize that you set it free...
You either married it or gave birth to it

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Male and Female Brains explained

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